A - Age: I Just turned 21 for the 3rd time
B - Bed size: 34D ... oh. read that wrong.
C - Chore you hate: sponge bathing my mother. I only do it once a month, so it gets pretty messy.
D - Dog's name: Jose
E - Essential start your day item: My vibrator.
F - Favorite books: Dating a Narcissist for Dummies, Getting to Know His Other Personality, How to Turn Your Man into a Jealous Possessive Lunatic.
G - Gold or Silver: I'd much prefer a 6 pack and a pocket rocket. great gifts.
H - Height: Fluctuates, Depending on how tall my date is...
I - Instruments you play: The skin flute.
J - Job title: Bounty Hunter/Lion Tamer
K - Kid(s): ...are all ugly and stupid compared to my baby :) ... (Except for your child, of course. So cute and smart.)
L - Living arrangements: I have beds available for you working girls out there. 50/50 split.
M - Mom's Maiden name: Bitch
N - Nicknames: "Ash", "Cutie Pie", "You lying cheating bitch I swear to god I loved your stupid ass and you go out and fuck some Dominican dude behind my back". I get called that last one a lot.
O - Over the top in love with: You baby, I swear.
P - Pet Peeve: When my uncle uses an alias to try and hire me as his hooker. I keep telling him I would NEVER do that. Especially since he shorted me $20 that one time.
Q - Quote from a movie: "Mind if I smoke while you're eating?" .... heh heh
R - Right or left handed: I'm an excellent multi-tasker... I've even learned how to incorporate my feet.
S - Siblings: ... are like O'Douls... Tastes the same, but it's just wrong.
T - Time you wake up: Party time
U - Underwear: ...aren't nearly as fun as the look on the pilates instructor's face when he clearly sees that I'm not wearing any.
V - Vegetable you like: cucumber, carrot, plantain, turkey baster
W - Workout style: reverse cowgirl
X - X-rated movies: ...are an excellent source of income.
Y - Yesterday's best moment: So many... probably when he said "I think that's more like a 'city peacock'..." ... the sex was a close second.
Z - Zoo favorite: I love the Asian's. Oh wait... that's not the zoo... that's the cat house.